Mildly Rude Funnies

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  1. John Brunner

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    LOL!!!

    You're gonna get in trouble.
     
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  2. Dwight Ward

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    Nah. Check out "Another Diy Project", page 4, in Home Improvement.

    Also, page 2 of
    Will You Be Watching The R N C This Week?
    under Politics and Government.

    I get away with anything.
     
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  3. John Brunner

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    They'll track you down.
    They have a network.

    They can't often get along, but crucifying a man is on their short list of unifying causes.

    (At least you didn't use the word "sammich" in your comment.)
     
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  4. Craig Wilson

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    There are quite a few different lyrics if you Google Search them. O The monkey wrapped it's tail around the flag pole. They are all pretty nasty lyrics. Wonder what the origin is?
     
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  7. John Brunner

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    O, the monkey wrapped his tail around the flag pole. To see the grass grow. Underneath his elbow.

    That's what I recall (from memory.) Sung to the tune of the Colonel Bogey March, I believe.

    I never heard dirty lyrics.

    Interesting how things can travel in the days preceding the internet.
     
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    "Oh the monkey wrapped his tail around the flag pole
    To see the hair grow
    Around his ... ...." (censored)
     
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  9. Hal Pollner

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    John, it wasn't the Colonel Bogey March, it was a Sousa March, but I can't remember the title.

    Also, it was "Beneath" his elbow.

    Cheers!:)
    Hal
     
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    I misremembered. The song is National Emblem by Bagley.
     
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    "But Your Honor, it's a Gender Reveal party!"
     
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    Except they aren't even "mildly funny." What am I doing here?? :rolleyes:
     
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    Then you post one that is mildly funny @Beth Gallagher.
     
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  14. Craig Wilson

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    How about this one then.
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  15. Beth Gallagher

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    Sorry, Craig. This is not my type of "humor" and I'm a little surprised it's even allowed. I'll just ignore this thread so carry on. :p
     
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