With a insincere apology to @Faye Fox ♫I went down South for to see my Shirl ♫ ♫Singing polly wolly doodle all day♫ ♫My Shirl, she am a simple girl. ♫ ♫Singing polly dolly doodle all day. ♫ ♫Fare thee well, fare the well, fare thee well, my fancy Faye♫ ♫I'm going to Carolina to see my Shirl-eeina ♫ ♫Singing polly wolly doodle all day.♫ Just thought I'd share that with y'all. You're welcome.
Mine is the song "I Would Walk 500 Miles". Why? Because I saw a cartoon of two cats on a stage playing guitars and singing: "I would walk 500 feet And I would walk 500 more. Just to be the cat that vomits on the rug Instead of on the hardwood floor..." It's a catchy tune and I've been singing both versions for hours. The other half is about to throttle me.
I wanna tell you all a story 'bout An Oregon state widowed wife Who had a sassy demeanor And who frequented SOC, that's no lie Well, she was posting early one fine day When she read a post and here is what it had to say Well, the post said, "Ms Fox" It's reported you've been posting jokes again And posting 'round with sarcasm about men And we don't believe you oughta be Conducting yourself quite this way And it was signed by the members SOC and on this very day Well, it happened that SOC was gonna meet That very afternoon And no one was surprised When Ms. Fox had her bikini avatar on her profile room And as she posted up on the forum I can still recall the words she had to say She said, "I'd like to address this meeting of SOC today Well, there's Bobby Cole posting there And seven times he's posted funny stuff today And Mrs. Cole sure seems to miss him Whenever he's away Well, Mr. Anderson couldn't be here 'Cause he stayed too long elsewhere again And if you could smell Shirley Martin's breath You'll find she's had a little nip of gin And then you have the nerve to tell me You think that as a comic poster I'm not fit Well, this is just a little senior place And you're all old and that's just the pits" No, I wouldn't put you on because it really did It happened just this way The day the forum read what was posted by Faye The day the forum read what was posted by Faye
She rode into town one day, wearing nothing but a thong, Rifle on her saddle, big iron on her hip. Fearing that she’d take it wrong, No one spoke or gave her any lip. Big Bad Faye Slid down from the saddle, Tied her horse up to the rack. Said she’s looking Southern Shirl, She’d come to take her back. Dead or alive Big Bad Faye Shirl opened the saloon door, not looking for any trouble. She was feeling frisky, Come on in,” she said, "Have a sip of whiskey.” Shirl had a single, Faye had a double. Big Bad Faye She walked to the table in the corner. “Shirl, bring the bottle to the table.” No one dared speak up to warn her, Shirl could drink her under the table. Faye took a drink then she took one more, Soon Big Bad Faye passed out upon the floor. Big Bad Faye Shirl helped her on her horse and said, “Come back any time you’re feeling frisky,” Instead giving you of a shot of lead I’ll give you a shot of whisky.” And so Big Bad Faye rode away. Wearing nothing but a thong Will she come again another day? Would that be so wrong?