My Earworm For Today

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  1. Shirley Martin

    Shirley Martin Supreme Member

    Jun 9, 2015
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    With a insincere apology to @Faye Fox :p

    ♫I went down South for to see my Shirl ♫
    ♫Singing polly wolly doodle all day♫
    ♫My Shirl, she am a simple girl. ♫
    ♫Singing polly dolly doodle all day. ♫
    ♫Fare thee well, fare the well, fare thee well, my fancy Faye♫
    ♫I'm going to Carolina to see my Shirl-eeina ♫
    ♫Singing polly wolly doodle all day.♫

    Just thought I'd share that with y'all.;)

    You're welcome. :p
  2. Mary Robi

    Mary Robi Veteran Member

    Nov 4, 2018
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    Mine is the song "I Would Walk 500 Miles".


    Because I saw a cartoon of two cats on a stage playing guitars and singing:

    "I would walk 500 feet
    And I would walk 500 more.
    Just to be the cat that vomits on the rug
    Instead of on the hardwood floor..."

    It's a catchy tune and I've been singing both versions for hours. The other half is about to throttle me.
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  3. Faye Fox

    Faye Fox Veteran Member

    Aug 31, 2019
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    I wanna tell you all a story 'bout
    An Oregon state widowed wife
    Who had a sassy demeanor
    And who frequented SOC, that's no lie
    Well, she was posting early one fine day
    When she read a post and here is what it had to say

    Well, the post said, "Ms Fox"
    It's reported you've been posting jokes again
    And posting 'round with sarcasm about men
    And we don't believe you oughta be
    Conducting yourself quite this way
    And it was signed by the members
    SOC and on this very day

    Well, it happened that SOC was gonna meet
    That very afternoon
    And no one was surprised
    When Ms. Fox had her bikini avatar on her profile room
    And as she posted up on the forum
    I can still recall the words she had to say
    She said, "I'd like to address this meeting of SOC today
    Well, there's Bobby Cole posting there
    And seven times he's posted funny stuff today
    And Mrs. Cole sure seems to miss him
    Whenever he's away

    Well, Mr. Anderson couldn't be here
    'Cause he stayed too long elsewhere again
    And if you could smell Shirley Martin's breath
    You'll find she's had a little nip of gin
    And then you have the nerve to tell me
    You think that as a comic poster I'm not fit
    Well, this is just a little senior place
    And you're all old and that's just the pits"

    No, I wouldn't put you on because it really did
    It happened just this way
    The day the forum read what was posted by Faye
    The day the forum read what was posted by Faye
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  4. Shirley Martin

    Shirley Martin Supreme Member

    Jun 9, 2015
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    She rode into town one day,
    wearing nothing but a thong,
    Rifle on her saddle, big iron on her hip.
    Fearing that she’d take it wrong,
    No one spoke or gave her any lip.

    Big Bad Faye

    Slid down from the saddle,
    Tied her horse up to the rack.
    Said she’s looking Southern Shirl,
    She’d come to take her back.

    Dead or alive
    Big Bad Faye

    Shirl opened the saloon door,
    not looking for any trouble.
    She was feeling frisky,
    Come on in,” she said,
    "Have a sip of whiskey.”
    Shirl had a single, Faye had a double.

    Big Bad Faye

    She walked to the table in the corner.
    “Shirl, bring the bottle to the table.”
    No one dared speak up to warn her,
    Shirl could drink her under the table.
    Faye took a drink then she took one more,
    Soon Big Bad Faye passed out upon the floor.

    Big Bad Faye

    Shirl helped her on her horse and said,
    “Come back any time you’re feeling frisky,”
    Instead giving you of a shot of lead
    I’ll give you a shot of whisky.”

    And so Big Bad Faye rode away.
    Wearing nothing but a thong
    Will she come again another day?
    Would that be so wrong?
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