Off to Mars

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  1. John Kunday

    John Kunday Veteran Member

    Feb 15, 2015
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    NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, and it would be a one-way journey.
    Despite this stipulation, there were three applicants.

    First up was a naturalist. Asked how much he wanted to be paid for going, he answered:" A million dollars
    because I want to donate it to World Wildlife Fund."

    Asked the same question, the next applicant, a doctor, replied:" Two million dollars. I want to give a million to my family and leave the other million for the advancement of medical research."

    The last applicant was a lawyer. When asked how much money he wanted for going to Mars, he whispered
    in the interviewer's ear: "Three million dollars."

    "Why so much more than the others?" queried the interviewer.

    The lawyer replied: " If you give me three million dollars, I'll give you one million, I'll keep one million, and we can
    send the naturalist!"

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