Only Intellectuals Will Get This One

That got a groan from me, if that makes you happy, Bobby. It was a a fully mature groan ... a grown groan.

 

Solve my problem by finding me a girlfriend.
... preferably one under 30. Women my age seem to have my number.

 

Sorry, this is not a dating site and compassion for personal issues is not my best attribute. I would suggest calling Epstein.

 

Most humorists will admit that the the more clever the pun, he more groans it deserves!
I'm glad that some of you thought mine was a "groaner"!

H.P.

 

I said under 30, not under 15. I'm not a prevert.

 

Well, then call Bill Clinton.

 

I'm not calling dead Epstein or live Clinton. Why should I? Do you have a problem with me, Faye? Your comments seem a bit hostile. I'm not going to ask if I did anything to offend you because I know I didn't.
Edit:
Forget it. You're the first person I've ever put on ignore in SO.

 

Thank you I am honored! I was just joking and playing along with your rather rude post, #6, since this is a humor banter thread. Ignore or snore, I could care less.

 

Maturity is a must! I will NOT be accused of admiring anything less mature otherwise one could be accused of being a groanaphiliac.

 

I'm still waiting on the intellectuals to show up.

 

The proper usage is "I COULDN'T care less"!

 

I almost forgot...another manly song is "Song of the Mounties"!

 

I've been groaning all the way through this thread.