Quote Of The Day

Veni, vida, Visa (We came, we saw, We went shopping.)

Jan Barrett

 

I am sitting in the smallest room in the house. I have your review before me. Soon it will be behind me.

Max Reger

 

I like this thread and have enjoyed looking through everybodys' posts...

 

I don't have any trouble parking. I drive a forklift.

Jim Samuels

 

You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can a kind word alone.

Johnny Carson

 

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

Mae West

 

Too true.

 

Hurting people is my business.

Sugar Ray Robinson

 

My parents have been visiting me for a few days. I just dropped them off at the airport.
They leave tomorrow.

Margaret Smith

 

I've only met four perfect people in my life and I didn't
like any of them.

Unknown

 

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.

E.B. White

 

God created man but I could do better.

Erma Bombeck