Quote Of The Day

There is never enough time, unlss you're serving it.

Malcolm Forbes.

 

Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cuttring hair.


George Burns

 

"If you marry, or do not marry, you will regret both. ... Whether you laugh at the world’s follies or weep over them, you will regret both. ... Whether you believe a woman or believe her not, you will regret both. ... Whether you hang yourself or do not hang yourself, you will regret both. This, gentlemen, is the sum and substance of all philosophy.” . -Soren Kierkegaard

(This is an abbreviated version).. Full Version: LINK

 

'Kierkgaard' means 'churchyard' (I think) in Swedish. I remember nothing useful, just these odd assorted snippets of things.

 

Never let a computer know your are in a hurry.

Unknown

 

"Where's Marci??" -- Beth Gallagher

 

"I just asked my husband if he remembers what today is. Scaring men is easy."

--Random mug on Amazon

 

Ha, ha.

 

I'm here. I've been struggling with some real life junk. But I'm here.

*digs around for a quote*

"If you can't stand the heat...get out of the kitchen." (Note: I've been trying to for 5 yrs. LOL! Also it was 9000° outside today.)

 

Seriously!

 

"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies."

-- Gene Hill

 

Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face!

Mike Tyson

 

Art is I; science is we.

Claude Bernard (1813- 1878)

 

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly
and forgiveingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.

Mark Twain (1835- 1910)