There use to be a song , years ago. called ♫ Take me back to , Constantinople ♫... ♪Take me back to Constantinople♪ ♫No you can't go back to Constantinpople. ♪ ♫ Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople ♫ ♪ Why did Constantinople get the works ♪ ♪ That's nobody's business but the Turks♪ Devil's Elbow, Missouri E