Your Philosophical One Liners

The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

 

One day you’re the best thing since sliced bread. The next, you’re toast.

 

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

 

The best way to get rid of unwanted visitors, is to say, "Can you do me a favour?"

 

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

 

"Beam me aboard, Scottie", shouted Captain Kirk, then a big wooden board landed on his toes.

 

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

 

Just another word for a sesquipedaliastic person to use instead of “shortened” .

 

Another long word.

 

undisputedly

 

So, if I want to say somebody is short, I can just tell them they are Sesguipedaliastic?
Maybe they will just say, thank you.

 

“Remember, the road to success is paved with potholes, so watch your step!”

 

It is better to understand than to be understood. St.Francis

I always liked it but just googled to see who said it.