Your Philosophical One Liners

Things aren't always as they seem.

 

When you hear hooves clomping, think horses, not zebras.

 

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Mark Twain

 

Good one, was it Mark Twain? I think this one was below,

Never argue with a fool, bystanders may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain.

 

It was mark twain.

 

I liked his humor and philosophy about people in general.

 

If I want a job done properly, I get someone to do it for me.

 

At first, if you do not "succeed", try, try again.

 

True power and mastery lie not in controlling others or external circumstances,

but in mastering oneself.

 

My dear ol' Daddy said, "If you want something done, send somebody else. If you want it done right, do it yourself."

 

I don’t know what people have against the government; they haven’t done anything. ~ Bob Hope.

 

The Narcissist needs to have the authority of a king;
whilst having the accountability of a toddler. (unknown author)

 

Never trust anyone who is telling you someone else's secrets.

 

Never trust anyone who says, “trust me”.
As in: Trust me, I can keep a secret.
Or….You can trust me. I will bring that tool back in 2 hours and in better shape than it is now.

 

My poor husband is lucky if I put it back in the same place I got it from. Later he is like, Where is my ????
I don't know!...
I seldom borrow hammers, they may get used on me.